Diary of a Reindeer
One of very, very few 20-page Christmas cards being sold in America today!
Ranked among the Top 25 Christmas Cards in the Galaxy*
Is Diary of a Reindeer a small, child-size, charming, seasonal 20-page decorative holiday book that can be dragged out year after year for the holidays or even used as a tree ornament…or is it a 20-page Christmas card that will make your holiday missive stand out from all the other cards sent at that time of year…
There’s a good chance that this is the very card that Oprah Winfrey or many other celebrities would send out … if they knew about it.
*We know how unique this Christmas card is because we asked a small random sampling of interns in our mail room who are frequently abducted by aliens from outer space…and as these folks usually have a lot of time to kill during their abduction, they typically hang out in the duty-free gift shop on the spaceship. Consequently, they have a pretty good working knowledge of what refrigerator magnets, snow globes, holiday knickknacks, and Christmas cards from around the galaxy look like. And they unanimously (under practically no visible or implied duress) proclaimed our Christmas card to be one of the very best – second only to the exploding 12-D “scratch ’n Sniff” null-gravity holo-card from the Alpha Centauri Sentient Being Rescue League.
Click through below to see all 20 full color pages!
What you should know
Standard 5 X 7-inch card
Surprise! 20 pages weigh more than a simple 2-page folding card – so Diary of a Reindeer costs more to mail than a regular card. Luckily, you don’t have to use two regular stamps as it only requires a cheap “extra ounce postage stamp” No surprise: 20 pages cost more to print than a simple 2-page folding card. That’s why the card costs $10 instead of $5-6 like most other holiday cards.
Comes with its own red holiday envelope!
Prices & Shipping
Well, this is sort of problematic, because in many cases, shipping for one $10 card can cost almost as much as the card itself. So, here’s what we’re offering as a super special online discount extravaganza:
$7 per card!
Shipping costs calculated at checkout.
Product Reviews & Testimonials
“I used to be a blind, deaf, mute, quadriplegic amputee who couldn’t speak English. As soon as I got the Diary of a Reindeer Christmas memoir and holiday card, my arms and legs grew back, I could suddenly see and hear and speak again, I could instantly speak English fluently, and I could even conjugate intransitive verbs into the past pluperfect. This is a great card. I wish the world knew about it years ago. It probably could have prevented World War II.”
“I used to be a psychopathic overweight mass murderer and serial killer…but now, thanks to the Diary of a Reindeer Christmas memoir and holiday card, I’m down to my ideal weight.”
“I recently submitted my screenplay to a famous Hollywood studio, and it was immediately rejected out-of-hand. But after resubmitting my screenplay along with the Diary of a Reindeer Christmas memoir and holiday card, the studio completely changed their tune and said that they would get back to me.”
“My Haiku poetry, coloring book club, and anger management class always used to single me out during our after-session target practice outings at the local rifle range. But after sending everyone the Diary of a Reindeer Christmas memoir and holiday card … along with a photo of myself with my new shoulder-held rocket launcher, no one has said anything bad about my Haiku.”